So. I’ve been chatting with this girl for about 4 months now. I decided some of you nerd porn aficionados out there would appreciate it. Wish I could share some of the pics she sent me, but unforntunately she’d totally freak out as she knows of this site. Anyway, I ll be uploading our conversations in parts. I’ve got so many of them saved so Im happy to put them to use somehow. By the way if any of you are wondering, I did ask her if I could put up our conversations. She said it was fine as long as I changed her screen name. Here’s our introduction. I’ve also removed the chatroom in which we speak, as well as some references to other websites in order to protect her identity completely. Enjoy!
Ext3vedar:Hey, what’s up? don’t mind me pming?
CloudedAngel1986:nm, just bored here, don’t mind
Ext3vedar:Just thought you had a really cute pic. Who took it?
CloudedAngel1986:wow ur pretty nosy fast
Ext3vedar:oops:) sorry. sometimes I’m a bit forward i guess
CloudedAngel1986:np
Ext3vedar:u come here a lot then?
CloudedAngel1986:jus when im bored i guess
Ext3vedar:yeah I know how ya feel, im stuck at work all night
CloudedAngel1986:yeah?
CloudedAngel1986:where u werk?
Ext3vedar:I’m kinda like a translator for an online gambling compan
Ext3vedar:y
CloudedAngel1986:what languages you speak then
Ext3vedar:Czech and English. I was born in Czech Republic, raised in America
CloudedAngel1986:weird, where’d you live in America
Ext3vedar:Danville, Connecticut, but moved back to prague when I was 16
CloudedAngel1986:cool
Ext3vedar:and u
CloudedAngel1986:what?
Ext3vedar:where you from?
Ext3vedar:you there?
CloudedAngel1986:yeah
Ext3vedar:so, you come to this room a lot?
CloudedAngel1986:sometimes when I cant sleep I guess
Ext3vedar:yeah, just started coming here
Ext3vedar:seems like some nice people here
CloudedAngel1986:yeah, some are pretty weird though
Ext3vedar:whys that
CloudedAngel1986:a lot of guys act like they’re girls. try to cyber
Ext3vedar:seriously? thats funny. so you could be a guy then??:)
CloudedAngel1986:nah Im a girl last time I checked
Ext3vedar: 
Ext3vedar:I hope so, your pic is super cute!!
CloudedAngel1986:good angle i guess
Ext3vedar:can’t stop looking at those eyes
Ext3vedar:you there?
CloudedAngel1986:yeah
Ext3vedar:am i bugging you?
CloudedAngel1986:nah, just think you want to cyber is all
Ext3vedar:sorry, you ever cyber?
CloudedAngel1986:I used to more. If Im in the mood
Ext3vedar:yeah, sorry, just that you re super cute. I confess Im a guy. I have a dick:)
CloudedAngel1986:haha. Don’t worry about it. you seem nice
Ext3vedar:cool, just looking at that pic. damn. so cute
CloudedAngel1986:haha. whatever, you just want naked pics of me
Ext3vedar:why you have other pics?? Of course Id love to see them
CloudedAngel1986:sure I have loads
Ext3vedar:could you send me one. pretty pretty please:)
CloudedAngel1986:maybe later
CloudedAngel1986:hold on
CloudedAngel1986:ok im back
Ext3vedar:where did you go
CloudedAngel1986:take a piss
Ext3vedar:ha! wasn’t expecting a girl to use the word piss but ok
CloudedAngel1986:whats wrong with saying piss
CloudedAngel1986:everybody pisses
Ext3vedar:yes that’s true I guess. Everybody does piss
CloudedAngel1986:kind of a funny word
Ext3vedar:piss
CloudedAngel1986:piss
Ext3vedar:pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
CloudedAngel1986:ur actually pretty funny
Ext3vedar:thanks, you seem fun too
Ext3vedar:so, um, what are yo into if you don’t mind me asking?
CloudedAngel1986:into? like how do you mean?
Ext3vedar:well I mean we are in a room called “name withheld”
CloudedAngel1986:yeah that what I thought you meant
Ext3vedar:you don’t mind?
CloudedAngel1986:nah, like i said b4, i’ve used to cyber a lot
Ext3vedar:so, whats your fantasies?
CloudedAngel1986:I like skinny guys a lot, not into a lot of muscles
Ext3vedar:well thats good, cause im a total nerd
CloudedAngel1986:kinda guessed that, you are in a chatroom at 230 in the morning, but yeah, nerdy guys are cool
Ext3vedar:seriously? you like nerdy guys?
CloudedAngel1986:sure why not? I don’t like guys who take themselves too seriously you know
Ext3vedar:yeah, i don’t like those guys either
Ext3vedar:fuckin gel in their hair and shit
CloudedAngel1986:I mean seriously girls don’t care. maybe when they’re in high school or junior high, but once you grow up you kinda learn thos guys are dicks
CloudedAngel1986:been fucked over too many times by fuckin frat boys
Ext3vedar: yeah I fucking hate frat guys
CloudedAngel1986:whatever, I know better now. thats something
Ext3vedar:what d you go to school for?
CloudedAngel1986:web design
Ext3vedar:oh cool. I kinda try to learn it, I just have a blog. but I can fuck up trying to add a mp3 player to myspace
CloudedAngel1986:wanna see one of my sites I did?
Ext3vedar:yeah, totally!:)
Ext3vedar:;
CloudedAngel1986:htttp:www.name*withheld.com
Ext3vedar:damn, you know how to do flash?
CloudedAngel1986:sure its not that hard
CloudedAngel1986:I actually kinda hate flash, think it looks like shit
Ext3vedar:looks good on that site tho
CloudedAngel1986:thanks
CloudedAngel1986:made that like a year ago, artist portfolio sites are kinda fun to do
Ext3vedar:ever make any porn sites?
CloudedAngel1986:nah, not yet
Ext3vedar:would you though
Ext3vedar:I mean you have any problem with porn?
CloudedAngel1986:sure, i ll do whatever anyone wants, I don’t care if its granny porn. just pay me is all im saying
Ext3vedar:you ever look at porn though?
CloudedAngel1986:yeah, but mainly just lesbian stuff. not into the muscles guys fuckin women. I also like some of the classic 70s stuff too
Ext3vedar:yeah, that stuff is awesome
Ext3vedar:porn lost somethign over the years i guess
CloudedAngel1986:didn’t lose anything, just video came
Ext3vedar:and i lot of people came as well:)
CloudedAngel1986:god ur such a dork
Ext3vedar::)
CloudedAngel1986:nah it’s cute
Ext3vedar:were such nerds
CloudedAngel1986:I know, its kind of sad
Ext3vedar:you know what’s worse?
CloudedAngel1986:what?
Ext3vedar:im totally getting turned on by talking to you!;)
CloudedAngel1986:ha! nah its cool, i wouldn’t be talking to you if I didn’t think you were a bit
Ext3vedar:so does that mean that you are getting kind turned on too?
Ext3vedar:???
CloudedAngel1986:blushes
Ext3vedar:ha! what are we going to do about this?
CloudedAngel1986:not sure. suggestions??:)
Ext3vedar:send me another pic of you!!
CloudedAngel1986:ok. whats ur addy
Ext3vedar: namewhitheld@xxxxxxxx.com
CloudedAngel1986:sent
Ext3vedar:fuck, you are sooo fucking cute!
CloudedAngel1986:thanx. and what abotu you? you got anymore pics?
Ext3vedar:shit. now i feel bad.
CloudedAngel1986:you got a camera?
Ext3vedar:yeah
CloudedAngel1986:so just take one now
Ext3vedar:ok. like how you want it?
CloudedAngel1986:what? your such a nerd. surprise me
Ext3vedar:sent
CloudedAngel1986:you look so serious
Ext3vedar:I was trying to look cool:)
CloudedAngel1986:nah its cute
CloudedAngel1986:send another, but just normal
Ext3vedar:ok
CloudedAngel1986:way better, see smiling isn’t that hard
Ext3vedar:guess so. how can i be so turned on talking to you online? didn’t think it would be possible
CloudedAngel1986:its possible. too bad we don’t have webcams
CloudedAngel1986:then we could really have some fun
Ext3vedar:omg I used to haev one here at work
CloudedAngel1986:u there alone?
Ext3vedar:yeah u alone?
CloudedAngel1986:yeah, roomates at her boyfriends
Ext3vedar:nice. so we can maybe have some fun then:)
CloudedAngel1986:we’ll see. if ur a good boy
Ext3vedar:im a good boy. send me another pic
CloudedAngel1986:sent
Ext3vedar:fuck! wasn’t expected to see that
CloudedAngel1986:hey, I smoked a bit so Im feeling fine now:)
Ext3vedar:smoked?
CloudedAngel1986:pot. I like smoking at night
Ext3vedar:wouldn’t mind a joint myself
CloudedAngel1986:I used to be a total raver girl
CloudedAngel1986:all I did was take ecstacy and go to raves
Ext3vedar:I could see a bit of raver girl in you:)you still have that dyed red hair
CloudedAngel1986:yeah. I ve had my hair dyed forever. What do you mean you could see the “raver girl” in me??:)
Ext3vedar:just how you look. look like the type of girl a guy would see at raves back in the day. of course im older though, so the raver girls in my day probably were a bit different
CloudedAngel1986:yeah. fucking glow sticks and shit
Ext3vedar:fucking glow sticks. I’d like to see that!! A raver girl fucking a glow stick would make me totally go nuts!
CloudedAngel1986:ha! why doesn’t somebody do that? (btw ur puns are totally dorky)
Ext3vedar:thats the best damned pun youll ever hear!
Ext3vedar:btw you can do it if you want. send me a pic;)
CloudedAngel1986:yeah you wish:)
CloudedAngel1986:pervert
Ext3vedar:I ve actually never taken ecstacy
CloudedAngel1986:seriously. god I used to toally love it
CloudedAngel1986:did it like once a week
Ext3vedar:doesn’t it like eat holes in ur brain?
CloudedAngel1986:nah, that was a bunch of gvt bullshit
CloudedAngel1986:they just don’t want people to dance
Ext3vedar:yeah. i guess. you ever have sex on it?
CloudedAngel1986:fuck yeah. fuckin sex on ecstacy is amazing
Ext3vedar:hows it different
CloudedAngel1986:just your whole body is tingling and you feel so close to the other person. sometimes you forget that you are actually two people. you kind of turn into this giant ball of love and ecstacy.
(end of part 1)
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